20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

There was A Young Lad from Dundee. There was A Young Lad from Dundee. : There was a young lad from Dundee, Whose bum was a twin screen TV, From a mile and a half, People would laugh, For the channel control was his knee. (Copyright Stuart Macfarlane)

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

The Computer Programmer Poem – Longest Poem ever written The Computer Programmer Poem – Longest Poem ever written : Title of Poem : The Computer Programmer’s Poem – Longest Poem ever written Line 1: Reading poetry is a lot of fun Line 2: Now go back to line […]

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Target Practice Target Practice : Ah’ve jist shot my mither, Noo that may seem strange, But Ah’d jist bought a gun, And she wis in range. (Copyright Stuart Macfarlane)

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Row Row Row Your Boat Row Row Row Your Boat : Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream Row Row Row Your Boat :

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Ode Tae A Bumble Bee Ode Tae A Bumble Bee : Wee hoverin’, fleein’ ferlie fello’, Wi’ yer stripes o’ black and yello’, Yer ever sae bonnie, so ye ur, Like a spring lamb – only smaller and withoot the fur, But see if ye ever sting me […]

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Never Marry An Elephant Never Marry An Elephant : Never Marry an Elephant, It’s not a good idea, I met one once at a dance, While drinking too much beer. Before I knew, I had proposed, And a wedding day was set, We weren’t married by a minister, […]

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Making A Fool Stop Making A Fool Stop : Title of Poem : Making a Fool Stop . (Copyright Stuart Macfarlane 2011)

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Knock At The Door Knock At The Door :

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Knee Ride Knee Ride : Father and Mother and Uncle Dan All rode to market upon a white ram. Off fell father, and off fell mother, And away rode uncle Dan.

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20 Nov 2014
Nov 20 2014

Kite Kite : I often sit and wish that I, Could be a kite up in the sky. And ride upon the breeze and go, Whatever way I chanced to blow. Then I could look beyond the town, And see the river winding down. And follow all the […]

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